Kid Logic

“Your pen1s grows big when you get big. My pen1s is 4.
You know what, when I was a baby, my pen1s was 1.”
(holding up one finger)

– Doodles, post-pee

I didn’t want anyone finding this by searching the properly spelled word.

Oscar Tribute to John Hughes

cool, cooler.

After Dick accidently cleaned his rifle in class

he had to flee the scene on his homemade wind vehicle, the BreezeMachine as he affectionately called it. (Sadly he never copyrighted it.)

But Principal Churchill & the Crossing Guard Brigade gave good chase in their Model T. Unfortunately many more souls were lost at the one stop sign in town when their post was abandoned. At what cost this pursuit?

The Brigade found Dick building his own school where he would be
free to bear arms.

Now Pablo enjoys his freedom at Dick’s K-5 Elementary Rifle Range
and Finishing School. He hopes one day his younger brother Doodles will, too.

Yes, these are the other three photos in the series on the kindergarten hall.
Apparently, Heather said there is a true story that gets told on tour. We’ve actually taken the tour twice, but both times had to leave because it was taking too long. We had to get back to work or the sitter. Anyway, if you know it, share it. Otherwise I’ll have to ask Mr. C myself someday.

Can you top it? Anything more curious hanging in your school? Except for the gun and the homemade bomb these are not that weird, I guess.

March Madness Begins

Slow this video down & freeze frame it for real scientific explosive action! Fun for the whole family!

Kids love old Arnold lines! The pen is mightier than…no.
Sorry. Have a blast this weekend.

Stars – Dead Hearts

Dead Hearts (Live At Excentris 2010) by Stars  
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A Truth

Pablo’s new kindergarten teacher is named Apple, Miss Alyssa Apple. And today we presented her with a piece of her namesake fruit. Have you ever had a more perfectly named teacher? Have you ever given them an apple?

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Actual Photo hanging in Pablo’s Kindergarten hallway,

See Jane paint. See Dick's gun. See Jane run. 

One girl paints a squirrel. The other bakes a cake. 

One boy cocks a gun. The other builds a bomb with a battery. 

What is going on here? This is where we sent our kid to Kindergarten? 

I walked past this photo every week for half a year before I really got a good look. 

Now I want more. I have to get the back story. 

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