Awkward

Doodles looks out open kitchen window to neighbor Dale’s yard and sees a woman.

Doodles: Look! It’s Dale’s grandma!

The woman looks up and into our house right at us.

Woman: I’m not his grandma! I’m his wife!

Jefe: (gulp) Oh, hi Corinne, sorry he’s not sure what he’s talking about. You know they think of Dale as just another playmate next door.

(note: Dale is probably around 50 years old. They have never played with him and have only see him briefly.)

Corinne: Oh, that’s ok. I’m going to tell Dale, though. He’ll enjoy this.

Ah, spring time in the city. Open windows, lack of privacy and kids say the darndest things. Wha wha wha…

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