Pablo: Dad, you know what?
Pablo: Wanna see something awesome?
Pablo: You hurt my feelings.
Mama: I’m sorry.
Pablo: Sorry is not enough.
Pablo falls down.
Pablo: Dad, kiss it. It hurts. Kiss my butt. Kiss it!
Jefe: (kisses hand and pats Pablo’s buttocks)
Pablo: Nooooo, kiss my butt!
Jefe: (lightly, reluctantly, puckers up and plants one on the panted-buttocks)
Yes, people, to be a good Dad, you have to kiss a little ass, literally.